My Autocorrect Sucks

I don't know if it's because I have the Iphone 3, and its on the fritz from being so old, or if it just really likes making Vera laugh, but my Autocorrect is going crazy!! So crazy, that I have to share some of the funniest corrects that happened this week.

This is just a sample of corrects that happened within like the last 3 days........oh iphone how I love and despise you.